Farmer’s Market
Anyone who knows me has heard or observed how much the local Farmer’s Market is part of my life and how much it means to my heart. In the summer, I sell my home made jams and jellies, produce from the garden, and perennial plants. Also, I have enjoyed baking for the public, including my friends, tourists and newcomers to the Valley.
For about 6 years, I offered Spanakopita, which is a great thing to make with the abundant spinach, Swiss Chard and garlic at this time of year (it’s Greek Spinach Pie in phyllo). During the last several years I have also offered cheesecake by-the-slice, and that also was popular. Along with other vendors, of course, folks could get an entire lunch with coffee or drinks and dessert, and extra servings or baking to take home.
Last year we had a visit from a provincial health inspector at the Market. My first impression of him was that he needed to eat more cheesecake. I had heard that we would be “inspected” so I had left the spanakopita and the cheesecake OUT of the equation… I didn’t have any for sale that day. We were given guidelines and told that we were required to “register” as food vendors, to submit lists of foods we sell, methods and ingredients. I phoned that inspector at a later date and had a very civil discussion with him, and he seemed to think that baked cheesecake, handled responsibly and kept on an ice pack at Market, would be fine.
It was a “new” inspector who visited yesterday at Market. We all listened carefully to his introduction and short lecture, and I simply realized that cheesecake was NOT going to be allowed after all, being what the department deems “a hazardous food”. I had baked Baklava (a pastry) for this market as well, and it contains no dairy (except butter.. which seems to fly under the radar when in baked goods), so I simply kept the cheesecake in the cooler. The two cheesecakes will make their way to the Ice Cream Social tonight, and it would indeed be interesting if our new inspector shows up there. More on that later.
The inspector came over to interview me. I offered him my extra chair (so at least we were on the same level and not him towering over me), and I was so nervous that when I told him my name, I SAID my current married name, and then went to spell my LAST married name!! He must have thought it quite bizarre that “Schwartz” would start… “C-O-U-S …” before I stopped myself. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Our visit was bordering on satisfactory, considering that the whole inspection and regulation process is insulting and threatening. The inspector took one of my $4.50 jars of jam for analysis… he needed a sample of the batch that is lowest in sugar. He said that if it did not pass their criteria for preservative qualities, they would require a jar/sample of every single recipe/batch of jam, jelly or preserves that I make. I told him as politely as I could, that I would quit before I let them take 10 or 12 jars without any compensation to me, that I was twisted enough that they could take even ONE. Eventually, he said that regardless of the results of the testing, he hoped that I wouldn’t quit, that communities needed people like those who sell at the Farmer’s Markets.
Then I made an error… and the inspector might even be reading this blog. I gave him my business pen with my website addy “with lovely pictures of the Robson Valley”. Also on my website, of course, as most of you are aware, are pictures of dogs that I groom and board! He’ll know that a big part of my life is… animals. Ah well.. I have a clean, safe kitchen with no pets near the food preparation. I’ve served family and friends all my adult life without anyone falling ill, and though most of us benefit from a few guidelines and education regarding food handling, I feel like I’ve “had enough” of this whole intrusive inspection business. I’ve quit selling some food that people really seem to enjoy, and even my whole jam & jelly business is under scrutiny now… it’s just all too much bother and stress. Gary says that, because I love doing all this so much, it would be worth building and keeping a certified kitchen, but I think not. One of the requirements would be to have tested, potable and chlorinated water… and I’ve heard that the ministry doesn’t “allow” hauled water… because they don’t trust us to used ONLY the imported water in our food operations. We have a friend whose dream business was her hot dog stand in the Okanagan, and she was “shut down” because the Ministry didn’t allow her to use only bottled water in her operation, as her “home” water didn’t pass criteria.
I would find it interesting if the inspector attends one of the Valley’s biggest events of the year.. the Dunster Ice Cream Social. Last year the ministry shut down Ft. St. James’ ethnic potluck Canada Day event which had been an institution for 15 years (without anyone getting food poisoning). At our Ice Cream Social, local people bring cookies, pies, cake and other sweets to go with all-you-can-eat ice cream in an amazing array of flavours. The community consists of an equally interesting variety of residents: cool, groovy, artsy “hippies”, friendly rednecked farmers, devout Mennonites, retired academia and others. There are many great folks who are not easily pigeon-holed, I suppose like most communities… but all factions are represented each year at the Social! There have been close to 1000 people served, some years. Among these friendly folk, there are some truly gutsy, assertive members of the community, who will stand up strongly for their traditions… and that is all I should say about that, considering I have given the health inspector this weblog address! It’s not a threat; it’s just reality. He should just show up, blend in, and have some dessert with us!
Yesterday ended at midnight with a dog coming in whose owner had had a stroke. The household must have been in chaos, but the little guy was happy to come for a visit, and that is the LEAST we can do for this family who has been through so much.
I need to get on with my day, but thank you for visiting my blog. ~ Ann




























