Monday, October 1, 2007

A new diet for stress, for ladies…

Okay, if I HAD 10 friends who didn’t hate “forwards” I’d have done what I was told and sent this on. But I don’t, so I won’t, but I can share in here:

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    Breakfast
          1 grapefruit
          1 slice whole wheat toast
          1 cup skim milk

    Lunch
          1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
          1 cup spinach
          1 cup herbal tea
          1 Hershey’s kiss

    Afternoon Tea
         The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
         1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

    Dinner
         4 glasses of wine (red or white)
         2 loaves garlic bread
         1 family size supreme pizza
         3 Snickers Bars

     Late Night Snack
       1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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Talk to you later, am busy grooming dogs today. Have a good day too! ~ Ann 

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Phone Math…

Here’s something sent to me by a friend:

1. Grab a calculator. (you won’t be able to do this one in your head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number. (NOT the area
code)

3. Multiply by 80.

4. Add 1.

5. Multiply by 250

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

8. Subtract 250.

9. Divide number by 2.

Do you recognize the answer?

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I don’t know how the math works. Wink

~ Ann 

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